chill the fuck out and eat a pancake.
It must be really weird for Russia, being the Dolores Umbridge of the world
was looking up info on massive attack
clicked on daddy g
was like, “dayum he fine”
then read a little more
then i stopped-
i’m sorry, what
how the fuck
someone’s aging like a fine ass wine…
dear english people,
please don’t judge us americans for that absolutely dumb fucking “i want to marry harry” show. they legit found 12 women out of 317 million americans who have never looked at a picture of prince harry and conned them into thinking any old ginger with an english accent is him. THE VAST MAJORITY OF US ARE NOT THAT STUPID. and for the record, most of us would rather marry will.
Well I’ve been had.
can’t you see we’re all team lester here
who cares if he’s guilty
his wife had it comin’
and fuck da police
bill: so what was that gum from high school
molly: stop changing the fucking subject, bill, i'm policing here
ah yes, i’ve been waiting for my boo adam goldberg to grace us with his presence. that’s my beautiful bearded boiiii
i fucking hate musical theater but if it brings you joy then rock the fuck on
my friend and i share a netflix account and at this point, netflix is so confused by us. like, it does not know what to suggest because he keeps watching LGBT movies and all i watch is sherlock, always sunny, and bob’s burgers…
…and netflix is just like