my sister: “what should i wear to the fleetwood mac concert on thursday?”
my brother-in-law is a doctor and there was a patient last week who’s name was spelled D’
D’, okay? now how do you think that’s pronounced? let me tell you…
HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED DAPOSTROPHE.
do i wanna do chemistry??
when Vincent Piazza speaks italian
I AM NOT FUCKING READY FOR THE FINAL SEASON OF BOARDWALK
when i find a typo in a textbook