chill the fuck out and eat a pancake.
me checking into a hotel
King of the Hill feels like home
i have the best gif saved for the perfect anon hate message
someone hate me soon so i can use it
so i have a tiny plastic baby in my car that i got as a souvenir in new orleans and today i was driving my grandma around and she saw it and goes, as if it were totally normal, “oh i used to have these when i was little and one time i swear one actually moved and talked to me…”
and i was like, “what the fuck, gram? what did it say? was it like baby talk or speaking like an adult?”
and she goes, “you know what? i don’t remember… it was 70 years ago and may not have actually happened.”
Okay, I know some disturbing stuff goes on but I just really love this moment
adorable lil murderer
really loved watching the fargo fandom be born
feel like i joined a gang
four. four people died and this is the first episode. christ.
seriously… am i watching fargo or game of thrones
DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
although that’s probably how i’d kill someone too… “oh jeez, oh jeez”