chill the fuck out and eat a pancake.

 

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

read these to my mom, she rolled her eyes and walked away. women…

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

read these to my mom, she rolled her eyes and walked away. women…

i have the best gif saved for the perfect anon hate message

someone hate me soon so i can use it

so i have a tiny plastic baby in my car that i got as a souvenir in new orleans and today i was driving my grandma around and she saw it and goes, as if it were totally normal, “oh i used to have these when i was little and one time i swear one actually moved and talked to me…”

and i was like, “what the fuck, gram? what did it say? was it like baby talk or speaking like an adult?”

and she goes, “you know what? i don’t remember… it was 70 years ago and may not have actually happened.”

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martyfreethrow:

Okay, I know some disturbing stuff goes on but I just really love this moment

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adorable lil murderer

I DON’T-

I CAN’T-

WHEN DID-

HOW DID-

excuse me for a sec *runs head into a wall*

(Source: m-gatiss)

really loved watching the fargo fandom be born

feel like i joined a gang

get-different:

four. four people died and this is the first episode. christ.

seriously… am i watching fargo or game of thrones

WHAAAAAT

DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING

although that’s probably how i’d kill someone too… “oh jeez, oh jeez”